How the Christian Church Begun

“When the church began on Earth, the pastor was being executed as a criminal, the chair man of the board was out cursing and swearing that he had never even been a part of it, the treasurer was committing suicide, most of the rest of the church board members had run away, and about the only ones that showed any signs of faithfulness at all were a few ladies from the woman’s auxiliary - that was the church right out of the starting gate!”